Thursday, April 23, 2009

A New Name for Something Bigger!


A few years ago, I've been hearing lotsa news from this so-called "Eye on Malaysia" thing. However, I felt that it was just another wagon wheel you could find anywhere. It's a big name for JUST a wagon wheel.

Anyway, I heard Singapore had one too "Eye on Singapore" if I am not mistaken. And I also heard it's BIGGER than "Eye on Malaysia".



Now the thing is that in Malaysia, we like to have everything "BIG" and "TALL". That's why there's the KL tower and Petronas Twin Tower. We wanna be the best in almost everything, that's how Bolehland aka Malaysia works.

So I've been thinking, since we have been overtaken in terms of the size of the eye. Isn't it time for us to make another wagon wheel which is bigger? The name "Eye on Malaysia V2" won't do, cause it sounds like a robot. Here's my suggestion, behold the "Mouth on Malaysia"!

The rationale behind this is that God gave us bigger mouth compared to our eyes. Why? That's because there's more usage for the mouth, to speak, to eat and even to curse! Wow, that's a complete package! So ladies and gentlemen, let's vote for "Mouth of Malaysia" if we are given a chance to choose the name! =P


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jamie...Yes but if there is a mouth the has to be a butt and some times the butt is more vocal then the mouth! But If they build an eye big enough to see another country then it would be impressive!

miu said...

there's eye of london, then eye of singapore which rosak and caused people to freak out and then there's eye of malaysia where locals don't even care about.

our country famous for spending taxpayer's money on tall, big, wide.. crap which will be just another thing to take over by china or some country soon after it's being build.

Eddie Lim said...

Singapore one is call singopore flyer....eye on malaysia pindah go malacca dy...haiz...no need vote for mouth of malaysia because malaysian mouth is already the biggest....As our 'big big fella' always know how to talk and talk but do nothing

Thomas Mok said...

our country is known to spend big money on smaller things. you know, like, for the same amount of money, you could get something about 30 to 50% bigger, should there be no corruption etc.

like our twin towers, since they are going to build the tallest, why not build another 30 - 40 storeys taller? why stayed at 88 floors only?

we always want to be "THE" for something, but "just", meaning, barely and easily over taken. now, the tower in Dubai, that is one record to be broken! that's the way to go lah...

Hurley said...

Well, sometimes it's hard to predict how malaysians think =D

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